The gate escape

BTR is already easy. It just needs a little more lift.

The gate escape
When pigs help with flying. (LiLouThePig.com photo)

Baton Rouge Metropolitan Airport has one great advantage: convenience.

Park in the garage and you can be inside the terminal in less than three minutes. TSA is rarely much of a line. The whole experience is low-drama, which is no small thing in modern air travel.

Why it matters: Plenty of Baton Rouge flyers will pay more, accept fewer nonstop options and skip the drive to New Orleans because BTR is just easy. That is a real selling point.

Yes, but: Once you're inside, the terminal doesn't give you much of the airport feeling—that hum that says people are about to lift off into the sky, off to explore a new destination. Airports elsewhere have figured out that waiting does not have to feel like waiting.

The examples:

  • Charlotte has more than 100 rocking chairs, including "Kennedy Rockers," the same style President John F. Kennedy used to ease his back pain.
  • San Francisco has LiLou, the world's first airport therapy pig. She wears costumes, has painted nails and can play a toy piano.
  • Portland has a free 22-seat microcinema showing short films by Pacific Northwest filmmakers. Every film is 10 minutes or shorter, which is also the correct length for most meetings.
  • Nashville commits to the Music City brand, with live performers across the airport. Baton Rouge has the blues. Gate B could use some.
  • O'Hare keeps more than 75 beehives on rooftops above the terminals. The honey is sold inside the airport.
  • And Minneapolis-St. Paul now has a premium gaming lounge with Nintendo Switch, Xbox, PlayStation, gaming PCs and a robot bartender mixing Paper Planes.

The Baton Rouge angle: 

  • The zoo is practically next door to the airport. A holiday pop-up animal visit would beat another sad bag of trail mix at Gate 2.
  • Rooftop beehives could produce "BTR Honey"—a local souvenir worth buying, sold in the terminal convenience store.
  • Rocking chairs. Charlotte did it first. Seattle borrowed the idea. Baton Rouge can too.

The bottom line: BTR already gets the hard part right. It is easy. Now give passengers something to remember before they leave.